How to play football (for reals)


How to play Football

What in the world-

If your feet cant reach the ground you are in serious trouble. Very serious trouble. – Leaving that for another day, there is a better venue. Football.

The game of football is played usually with a ball but what consitues a ball is leading the charge. Its there on the ground. – Where its not supposed to be.-Although it may seem impossible to lift away, and is always following you – its merely nothing a salt bath cant cure. – So how do you pick it up? –

Footbags – are an impossible dream. You can pick up some of these tablets – because sometimes what you offer to snapping deamons is none such the idea.

Put the dust (hands down) in your palm. – blowing it in that – same direction. Dragon stink is something terrible to recon with; even with the most seasoned professional gamblers. I suggest saying something, if not a prayer very very carefully to him first. ALWAYS – Then what ever you want to say – to the psyilium. Remember psylium is also plain orange metamucil… lol If you dont know the deamon. – dont eat him or her just yet. – (another story)

If you are looking for a twist -Another herb, which spends its time in very low places is – Psyllium, or ispaghula. Using footbags with this will tell you where the deamons acutall are… – Asuming you wound your top today. (Yes they smell like the place they left.- To find you.)

Now that we understand that- continue your walk. Maybe this is the only relief we could get! – If the football is on the ground, next you need to raise it into the air. – every one needs a teddy bear but the next part may save your life!-

Its usually packaged as “Manzilla en rama” – meaning, cat came over here to give this to you. But dont ask any favors

If you look into the air, there are spots. – Small discrepancies or variations in the sky. – It could easily turn into a medical problem if you summon, look at or even think about them much. – Look for ones near to the ground. They are here only to guide you; as they say this is not the only place to use them – So, follow them in a circle. Incidentally this is where souls are found. So take care – they are what they look like. –

One. – hold. Two. – hold and so on. Seven times.

Now, its even harder. – Pick one of the spot patterns after the cardinal directions have been completed. Lift the old spot pattern with a new normal spot. -done.

Pick a spot on the ground where you saw the football. – Use the the pattern to lift him into the air! – done.

Now- be prepared to run the football – (careful please, there ARE Indians in the woods)

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